Just an observation, and a warning, to the Geek Dads of the world: Despite the good intentions of this site, there’s something you need to know.
No amount of technology, no amount of circuits,
No amount of kilohertz, megahertz, or gigahertz,
No amount of kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes, terabytes, or petabytes,
No amount of GPUs, CPUs, DSPs, or PSPs,
No amount of coding, transcoding, hypercoding, speedcoding, softcoding, noncoding, geocoding, geotagging, metatagging, mobile tagging, RFID tagging, or frag tagging,
No amount of Macs, spacks, tracks, brute force attacks, or server racks,
No amount of black boxes, set top boxes, grooveboxes, sandboxes, gameboxes, Game Boys, fanboys, bitboys, bitTorrents, YouTorrents, YouTubes, or intertubes…
…can make something magically appear faster than your cupped hands to catch your daughter’s vomit before it gets all over her, her PJs, and her bed. Get yer hands out there and suck it up.